THis is ultimate. 😂😂
DOCTOR: why did you take your antibiotic Medicine at 6 am , when I told you 9 am..?
PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by Surgical Attack..
Rajinikanth
If Rajinikanth was born a hundred years earlier, the British would have fought to get their independence from India, goes one of the hundreds of jokes woven around him, crowding the internet.
But then Rajinikanth, who turned 63 on Thursday, has always been a phenomenon non pareil. But on screen, the ultimate folk hero, style badshah and forever young virilty icon of Indian cinema who will despatch a dozen baddies with as much thought as flicking a speck of dust off his carefully creased fancy shirts or regularly get atop a 50 storey building with a single small leap is not expected to be anything less than grossly surreal.
Even if the Rajinikanth away from the cameras and arc lights may be the exact opposite. An ageing man walking around in a plain white shirt and dhoti, never bothering to hide his severely balding pate or the white stubble on his face.
Here are a pick of jokes around the great actor who refuse to be one in real life, from the internet:
Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes
Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth's keyboard, He is always in Control
When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini's follower
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's Secret !
Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in
Harvard got it's MBA from Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice
Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet
Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
Gmail's email address gmail@rajinikanth.com
Monalisa got her smile from Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth know "Choli ke peeche kya hai"
Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth
Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque�?� and the Bank bounced!
Rajinikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
Rajinikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times
Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth lives here.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajinikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don't watch a few
seconds movie.
Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano
Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
Once death has "Near Rajinikanth experience"
Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
When Rajinikanth visits Intel's office, they change their caption "Rajini Inside"
Its only when Rajinika
DOCTOR: why did you take your antibiotic Medicine at 6 am , when I told you 9 am..?
PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by Surgical Attack..
Rajinikanth
If Rajinikanth was born a hundred years earlier, the British would have fought to get their independence from India, goes one of the hundreds of jokes woven around him, crowding the internet.
But then Rajinikanth, who turned 63 on Thursday, has always been a phenomenon non pareil. But on screen, the ultimate folk hero, style badshah and forever young virilty icon of Indian cinema who will despatch a dozen baddies with as much thought as flicking a speck of dust off his carefully creased fancy shirts or regularly get atop a 50 storey building with a single small leap is not expected to be anything less than grossly surreal.
Even if the Rajinikanth away from the cameras and arc lights may be the exact opposite. An ageing man walking around in a plain white shirt and dhoti, never bothering to hide his severely balding pate or the white stubble on his face.
Here are a pick of jokes around the great actor who refuse to be one in real life, from the internet:
Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes
Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth's keyboard, He is always in Control
When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini's follower
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's Secret !
Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in
Harvard got it's MBA from Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice
Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet
Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
Gmail's email address gmail@rajinikanth.com
Monalisa got her smile from Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth know "Choli ke peeche kya hai"
Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth
Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque�?� and the Bank bounced!
Rajinikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
Rajinikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times
Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth lives here.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajinikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don't watch a few
seconds movie.
Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano
Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
Once death has "Near Rajinikanth experience"
Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
When Rajinikanth visits Intel's office, they change their caption "Rajini Inside"
Its only when Rajinika
